The Plight Of My Petunia


 

Petunia

Petunias and I go back. Way back.

Long before I started my own plants in the potting shed in February, petunias were a staple in my parents’ garden. They were often planted in old tires that my father would cut, flip inside out, and paint white — instant, recycled planters.

Petunias were also in the lyric of a song my mother used to sing around the house: “I’m a lonely, little petunia in an onion patch.” I’m not sure if she ever sang the entire song, but the melody was way too chipper for a teary-eyed, solitary petunia in a planting of pungent bulbs.

Nevertheless, when it came time for a Florida garden, I had to decide if I wanted to continue with plants that I used in Zone 7a — or did I want to jump into the Zone 10b pool with both feet.

My first impulse was to go all-tropical — until I walked into a local nursery, filled with annuals for the mild months of a south Florida winter. While many of the tropicals were certainly exotic, there was something comforting — and perhaps even nostalgic — about the flowers I knew from New York.

Besides, I was curious to see how much these plants could tolerate before the Florida heat and humidity did them in. Could it be, I wondered, that plants I had known as annuals could now be perennials?

I began with New Guinea impatiens, now potted on either side of the rear door.

New Guinea Impatiens

And then geraniums.   I love geraniums. You really can’t go wrong with a geranium.

Geranium

As I wandered through the rear of the nursery, I noticed a TLC section — and on the shelves were wave petunias for 25 cents. Let me say that again. Twenty-five cents — and all that was needed was water and some — well — some TLC.

Two came home with me that day, and I planted each in its own bowl shaped pot. I added water and kept them in a sheltered place until they were strong enough to leave my plant ICU.

It worked, and the stems and leaves stood taller and healthier and I moved them to a spot near the patio, overlooking the canal and where their little bells could spill over and fill an area around the base of a sundial. It was Long Island gardening in Fort Lauderdale.

Except for the iguanas.

Iguana

Iguanas run free here. They’re an invasive species, most likely released by people who no longer wanted them as pets. Add a subtropical climate and a never-ending vegetarian food source, and you’ve got a population explosion.

I think of them as my reptilian squirrels.

When I placed my petunias in their new canal-side home, it was as if I had sounded the dinner bell. Salad was now being served. Bored with the abundant weeds in my lawn and the briny vegetation in the canal, the iguanas nibbled and noshed on each and every leaf and stem, reducing my petunias to ragged remains.

Petunia

These iguanas, though, were slick — as if they knew they didn’t want to lose their sweet treat. Rather than chew the petunias into oblivion, they left just enough life in the plants for them to rebound. Left alone, the petunias returned once again from the brink. They were full and green and there were even some tightly wrapped blossoms nestled in deep.

I don’t know if it was a smell that only iguanas can sniff or if it was word of mouth among the creatures that live in and around the canal — but those rascally reptiles descended on my petunias as if the plants were an early-bird special.

My lonely, little petunias would have been better off in an onion patch.

I moved the pots back to my ICU, once again nursing them back to horticultural health. Fortunately for the petunias, the iguanas never explore beyond the backyard and the canal. My little plants were safe.

In time, I was I was able to discharge them and their pots to an iguana-free zone, also known as the front yard. Everything seemed fine until one of the petunias began to deteriorate. It was different this time. The leaves and stems were wilting, and the whole plant looked mushy.

At first I thought I had given the plant too much water, then not enough — but neither seemed to make sense. The other petunia looked amazing — and I cared for each equally.

Petunias

Perhaps, I thought, it was bacterial — something in the pot. And then I wondered if this particular petunia had experienced one too many traumas. That’s what I was pondering as I gave the plant some water and moved it back to the ICU. As I lifted my poor petunia, it was closer to my nose and I smelled that odor.

To make a comparison, I smelled the healthier plant and inhaled the scent of fresh soil. Then back to the sicker plant — not fresh at all. It smelled as if I had traded my backyard iguana problem for a front yard feral cat problem.

There comes a time in every gardener’s life when he or she knows when it’s time to pull the plug on a plant that’s not going to make it. Despite my 25 cents and all of the TLC I could muster, this was that moment for my petunia.

Just like in that song, I now really do have a lonely, little petunia.

Petunia

I try to keep it less lonely by moving my cheap-but-priceless plant to wherever I happen to be in the yard. It may not be in an onion patch, but it’s certainly under my ever-watchful eyes.

Once Upon A Tomato


Tomato Seeds

If seeds could talk, I wonder what tales they would tell.

I’m sure they would recite their perfect equation of soil, light, and water for their optimum germination. They wouldn’t even wait for us to ask. They would just offer that info up at the start of the conversation. Seeds are funny that way.

I wonder, though, if they would be willing to share with us their story? That perhaps their great-great-great-great grandfather hitched a ride on Paul Revere’s coat on his famous midnight ride? Or that they, in fact, escaped from a research lab looking to build a better seed?

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Bloomin’ Update 53: New Year, New Look, New Plants


Bougainvillea.

Bougainvillea.

It’s been some time since I posted a “Bloomin’ Update,” because — well — I had nothing bloomin’ in my garden because I didn’t have a garden in zone 10.

But as 2014 changed into 2015, so too did the garden change. Where there was once only lawn, there are now beds. Where there are beds, there are now plants and pots and paths. (Speaking of paths, I’ll describe the path I took to create this garden in a future post.)

With all of the changes happening around me, I decided to make some changes to this blog. For a while, I’ve considered purchasing my own domain — which I have now done. It’s official, I am now Nitty Gritty Dirt Man dot com.

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It’s Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Christmas


 

Christmas

A local weather forecaster reminded me that in a few days it will be winter. The predicted high in Zone 10 for the day is 80 degrees, and I have to ask myself: “This is Christmas?”

It’s a lot like the question most people ask whenever I tell them I’m spending the holidays in south Florida. “Does it even feel like Christmas there?” they wonder. “I don’t think I would enjoy Christmas down there. How can it even feel like Christmas?”

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A Gardening Life Remembered


Lee May April 15, 1941 - December 3, 2014

Lee May
April 15, 1941 – December 3, 2014

When I started this blog, the first piece of advice I received was to find other blogs that I admired, blogs that I thought would appeal to the readers I hoped to attract. After scrolling through blog after blog, I found one that stood out from the rest.

It was classic and classy, well-written, witty, and wise.

It was Lee May’s Gardening Life.

I left a comment immediately and added the site to my newly learned term: a blogroll. For some time, Lee May’s Gardening Life was the only blog listed on that roll.

It had been a long time since I had written. Prior to blogging and prior to my life as a school social worker, I had been a journalist — but that was a long ago chapter in my life. So when Lee — a much-respected journalist — replied that he liked my writing, he provided water to my young sprouting blog and to my soul.

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