Because the following video is, well, boring — just a still image of the vinyl version of Pearl Bailey’s “Jingle Bells Cha-Cha” — I thought I would give you a story to go along with the music.
When I hear this song, I imagine myself working in an advertising agency, circa 1962, ala “Mad Men.” It’s the office Christmas party, and the typewriters are covered, mistletoe hangs in all of the most convenient of places, and Pete Campbell is spiking the punch to help make this shindig merrier and brighter.
I’m standing near the office window, when Peggy Olsen comes by to make some awkward holiday small talk. Her lips say, “Merry Christmas,” but her words mean, “How’s that Lucky Strike campaign coming along?” Someone should tell her this is a party — no work and all play.
Speaking of play, now would be a good time to start the music.
“Jingle Bells Cha-Cha” rolls from the hi-fi and I leave Peggy to ask Joan for a dance. I like Joan. She gets me and I get her. She knows she’s safe with me, because I’m not expecting anything in return — unlike Roger over in the corner, who’s glaring at me over his tumbler of Scotch, like we’re at an 8th grade dance and his girl is dancing with the guy who’s light in the loafers.
As Joan and I move and slide between the garland-draped secretaries’ desks, I can’t help but think that Joan, in her tight red skirt, is built for the cha-cha. My thought is validated by the stares she’s getting from the other ad men — and the dirty and jealous looks they’re giving me.
Just then, I catch a glimpse of Don Draper, looking as dapper as always. He looks a little nervous, though, as if he’s searching for something — probably the premiere of the next season of “Mad Men.”
Silly boy, he’s not going to find that gem until the spring.
Nitty Gritty Dirt Man 
That is a hysterical write up. I love Pearl Baily and her throaty voice too. How can you really describe that voice? Awesome!
Hey Alesia. Thanks — sometimes, you just have to be demented to get through the holiday season! And yes, Ms. Bailey’s voice is amazing — rich and soulful. Enjoy your day!
Awesome! (Both the story and the song!) Thanks, Kevin! I work at home, and I’ve come to look forward to your daily yule tunes!! Songs like these are what make the holidays so warm, don’t you think? Only thing better is someone pointing them out to you!
Hey Kathy. Glad you enjoyed. I just think this is a fun carol that never gets played on the radio. I’ll keep them coming! 🙂
You must write a novel…I’m insisting!
Hi Lori. You made my day!! 🙂
I so much am ready for the next season of Mad Men!! Until then, I am so grateful to have nittygrittydirtman to substitute incredible misadventures!! Loved this post! 😀
Hi Swoosieque. I’m ready also — even if just to see the clothes! 🙂
Great story to accompany such a wonderful version of Jingle Bells. I’m sure I’ve never heard this version, and it’s a delight to hear Pearl Bailey’s voice. I can’t remember the last time I did! The Mad Men set up really worked–and bonus points for using the word shindig–a word that needs resurrecting! 🙂
Hi Debra. Ms. Bailey really has an amazing voice, but the cha-cha rhythm certainly spices up the song. See you at the shindig! 🙂
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Thanks for the link.
Great posting thanks so much for sharing. I have not seen that one before. Loved it. Jack
Hi Jack. Glad you enjoyed it — and thanks for stopping by. There’s a new carol each day through Christmas. Enjoy the holidays!